Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Cerita lawak 1.0.1

Soalan 1

Mr A : kenapa pokok kelapa perlu ditebang menggunakan kapak?
Mr B : memang sudah lumrah alam.
Mr A : tak salah tu
Mr B : Jadi apa jawapan kau?
Mr A : Kau gilakah?, pokok kelapa mana boleh dicabut.
Mr B : $$%%&&??

Soalan 2

Mr B : Mr A, kau tahu kah apa yang berwarna kuning hanya monyet sahaja yang tahu?
Mr A : Sudah tentu pisang!!
Mr B : Memang kau monyet...heheheeheee
Mr A : $%^$&Q$&!!
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Internet Cafe!! Must
Mum (to her son) : where have you been all day,Ah Guan?
Ah Guan : I was in a cave
Mum      :What were you doing in a cave?
Ah Guan : surfing the net. What Else?




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